Everyone loves a good puppet show!
Here he is…The Drunkest Guy in the World (he’s more likely deep in the throws of an ether binge, but he clearly has BEER on his remaining mind).
(Hollywood, CA) Following closely on the heels of reports that Paula Abdul was being replaced by Ellen Degeneres on American Idol, FOX Television announced today that Peter Griffin will now replace Ellen Degeneres. And word is he’ll do the show naked.
“It makes much more sense from a synergistic point of view,” said a FOX spokesperson. “Neither knows anything about music, but at least we can promote Family Guy during the show. “
(via wire reports)
In the middle of performing Sweet Emotion at the West Wyoming’s Cattle Drive and Rock Fest, the entire band of Aerosmith spontaneously burst into dust. Their instruments tumbled to the stage in a cacophony of feedback, before roadies rushed in with several industrial sized pans and brushes.
“At first I thought it was part of the show,” explained one audience member. “But it seemed like an odd time for the effect, what with Steven Tyler in the middle of a back kick.”
“I guess they were a bit older than we thought,” observed another.
Last century (1999) we had a website on Freeservers where we posted some of our material. I was stunned to discover it is still up and running. So here’s a blast from the past…
manufacturer of health and beauty aides
“The #1 consumer
product of 1999″
– Feminism Weekly
Product Engineer, Chet Uncus shows how easy it is
to change batteries on the VIBRA-TRON MAX
Ladies, let’s be honest,
Who needs a man?
Certainly no woman who owns the VIBRA-TRON MAX 5000!!!
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Stop by a RITCO direct dealer for
an in-store demonstration!